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To die, to sleep;

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Perchance, to dream:
ay, there's the rub;

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For in that sleep of death
what dreams may come.

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When we have shuffled
off this mortal coil,

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Must give us pause;
there's the respect.

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That makes calamity
of so long life;

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For who would bear the
whips and scorns of time,

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The oppressofs wrong,
the proud man's contumely,

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The pangs of despised
love, the law's delay,

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The insolence of
office and the spurns.

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That patient merit
of the unworthy takes,

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When he himself
might his quietus make.

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With a bare bodkin?

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Who would fardels bear,

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To grunt and sweat
under a weary life,

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But that the dread of
something after death,

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The undiscover'd
country from whose bourn.

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No traveller returns...

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- There you are.
- What the hell are you doing here?

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Checking out the digs.

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Sweet.

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- The bathroom's got a water fountain.
- That's a bidet.

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Tomayto, tomalto. Being
a dragon lady must pay big.

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What the hell are you doing
here? How did you find me?

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- That weird obsession with anagrams.
- Some would call it a fetish.

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I've a program that searches
the letters of Yves Adele Harlow.

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We ran it through every database
we could think of, and voila.

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One Sarah Lee Weyvol
turned up registered at this hotel.

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- Living large.
- Get out, now.

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First, explain this.

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- What is it?
- You tell us.

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Look, don't play dumb, Yves.

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You sent us this email. Admit it. It's
yet another one of your mind games.

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You hit us with that misterioso
bit to get us on the case,

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then we do the work.
Happens every time.

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Only this time...

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Who's the frog?

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You morons.

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- What are you doing?
- Leaving. I suggest you do the same.

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God's sake, did you
consider the elevator?

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Three men are
riding up it right now.

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When they get here,
they'll kill everyone present,

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thanks to the way
you've mucked things up.

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Do we believe her?

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What do we do now?

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Grab every sheet and
towel you can find. Hurry.

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I hope you're happy.

48
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Do I look happy?

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If I were to describe
for you the breadth and

50
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scope of the scam
you blew for me tonight,

51
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the millions you two cost me,

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your little pea brains
would spin inside their skulls.

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- Wow.
- Who the hell were those guys, anyway?

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I'm asking the questions now.

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What was so important that
you had to interrupt my work?

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Did you, or did you
not, send us this?

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For the tenth time, what is it?

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You seriously don't know?

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Our mistake.

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- Never mind.
- Frohike.

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I'll be flossing chunks of
your scalp from my teeth

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if you don't tell me right this
second what it is you're on about.

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It's an email we received. It
came as a text and audio file.

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Play her the audio.

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Gentlemen. I'm in
desperate need of help.

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I'm familiar with the work you do,
defending democracy in all its forms.

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Therefore, I beg you
to consider my situation.

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I am, for lack of a
better word, a slave.

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I am being held captive by a
cadre of government scientists

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who work for the
Department of Defense.

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They subject me
to a daily regimen of

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humiliating tests which
rob me of my dignity.

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And I am not alone. There
are many others just like me.

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We are victims of experimentation
meant to alter the structure of our brains.

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Don't allow me to die in this
hateful and immoral captivity.

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Please, help me to escape.

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So? What do you think?

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I think that's Edward Woodward.

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Edward Woodward, the actor.

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He played The Equalizer on TV.

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The guy from The Equalizer is
being held by government scientists?

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No. I think perhaps somebody's
having a bit of fun with you.

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This Equalizer guy... Why is
he messing with our heads?

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I don't think it's really
Edward Woodward.

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Someone must have sampled his
voice and constructed this message.

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- It's a pretty neat bit of programming.
- So, the whole thing's a big joke?

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In the text attachment, he says the
scientists call him by a slave name.

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- "Peanuts".
- Peanuts.

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He asks us to bring a
pair of bolt cutters and

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meet him at one o'clock
on Friday afternoon.

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He'll be behind the fence

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at the western end of the Boulle Behavioral
Laboratory in Richmond, Massachusetts.

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I backtraced the email. It originated from
the Boulle Laboratory, whatever that is.

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But when I tried to crack into
the server, I hit a DOD firewall.

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Heavy military security.

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I think it merits a
trip to Massachusetts.

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On the off chance it's true, it'd
be a scoop for The Lone Gunman.

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- Yeah. I say we do it.
- I'm coming with you.

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You owe me. Big time.

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Doctor Hasslip.

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Doctor Hass-lip.

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That's me. Hass-lip.

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Now let's spell your names.

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We'll start with Peanuts.

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P-e-a-n-u-t-s.

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Peanuts.

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That's your name.

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Peanuts, I think you know
more than you're letting on.

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Dr Hasslip?

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May I have a word with you, sir?

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Wait a minute. What exactly
are you accusing me of?

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I'm not accusing you. I'm informing
you that an unauthorised email

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was sent from this facility, and
that your password was used.

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At the time it was
sent, you were in my

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presence in the lunch
room, so it wasn't you.

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No. No, it wasn't.
Where was it sent from?

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We can't determine that. I'd appreciate
you keeping your eyes and ears open.

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So. Where did we leave off? I...

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Three minutes to one.

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Something's happening.

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You figure that guy's Peanuts?

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Well, if so, they got him dressed
like a waiter from TGI Friday's.

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- What in the hell?
- What's with the monkeys?

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- Where's the slaves?
- We've been had.

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Maybe. These primates could be
part of some research programme.

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I seriously doubt it.
Let's just go home.

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- Let me see those, would you?
- Yeah, you might have family here.

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Guys, I think that's Peanuts.

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00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,430
Jimmy, it's a chimp.

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I know. But look.

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He's looking right at us.

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00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,190
He looks like he's
looking right at us.

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He just waved to us.

134
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Look, he did it again.

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00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,556
You're not saying a chimpanzee
emailed us, are you, Jimmy?

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He said they named him Peanuts.

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If I had a monkey,
I'd name him Peanuts.

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Or maybe Admiral Peanuts.

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If what I'm saying is so stupid,
how come Yves isn't laughing?

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00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,474
You believe me, don't you?

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00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,790
- What are you doing?
- What I came here to do.

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Jimmy.

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Jimmy, get back here.

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Peanuts?

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00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,958
Peanuts?

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00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,073
Come on.

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Oh, crap.

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Halt. Halt.

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Licence plate.

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00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:31,153
Dammit. Dammit, we never leave
a man behind. Not even Jimmy.

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00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,470
Guys.

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They're gone. For the moment.

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What a fiasco. How are we ever gonna
spring Jimmy when we're holed up in here?

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00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,031
Guys.

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00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,351
What if the big dope was right?

156
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:13,196
What if this is some kind of
government-bred, superintelligent chimp?

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- Frohike...
- No, seriously.

158
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,553
How did he know to
stow away in our van?

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Feel free to call
me an idiot, Yves.

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You're an idiot, Frohike.

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00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,636
It's like Jimmy said.
Yves knows it's true.

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00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:33,874
I bet she knew from the start. As soon as
she heard the name Boulle Behavioral Lab.

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That explains why she wanted
to come along on this. Right?

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00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,839
- So ask him.
- Ask who?

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00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:46,756
Ask the chimpanzee. Why talk
to me when you can talk to him?

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Peanuts, man.

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He may not know Spanish.

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Peanuts.

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That's your name, right?

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00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:07,116
Tell us a little about yourself.
How did you get to be so smart?

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Talk to us. Say something.

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00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,760
Nah.

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- He's dissing us.
- Talk to me, you stupid monkey.

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00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:24,115
You wanted us here. Jimmy's
locked up because of you.

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That's it. I'm selling
him to the circus.

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Jimmy too. If we
ever get him loose.

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Jimmy's what we need
to be concentrating on.

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God knows what he's
telling those MPs right now.

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What I did, I did in the name
of the Monkey Liberation Army.

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Freedom to our furry brothers.

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- The Monkey Liberation Army?
- Yeah.

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The MLA, we call it.

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Anywhere there's a monkey
being abused or mistreated or...

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Just, you know, whatever.

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00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,519
Be they chimps or gorillas or...

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00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:08,390
the ones with the weird
noses and the shiny red butts,

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- we'll be there.
- Who's "we"?

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"We" as in <i>"me".</i> Just me.

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Right now, it's a one-man
grassroots kind of thing.

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But I fully expect a groundswell
of support from the entire nation

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once they get wind of
what's going on here.

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How would you know
what's going on here?

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Sergeant.

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Release him to me.

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00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,798
Can you crack their computer?

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00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,901
Should at least run
down the contractor who

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00:18:52,913 --> 00:18:55,876
built the lab, maybe
pull up a floor plan.

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00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,311
Hev-Hey, stop it.

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00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,596
Gimme that.

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00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,911
Reason with him, Frohike.
Try to reach a meeting of minds.

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00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,389
I'm a big enough man
to admit when I'm wrong.

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00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:14,873
I don't know what they're doing up at that
lab. Breeding monkeys stupider than usual.

203
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,749
All right. That's it,
bud. Party time's over.

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00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,511
Right there.

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00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,551
Hey.

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00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,519
I think the little
bastard took my keys.

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00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:51,110
Perhaps the battery
came unhooked.

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00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,309
Peanuts, I presume.

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00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,511
Pretty cute, little guy.

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00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,031
All right.

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00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,039
Time for a meeting of the minds.

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00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,238
Talk, you thief. Say something.

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00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,197
- Please, Peanuts.
- Speak.

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00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,396
He can't.

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00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,075
He's a chimpanzee. He doesn't
have the vocal cords for speech.

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00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,198
- Haven't you figured that out yet?
- So what can he do?

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00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,318
Besides grand theft auto.

218
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:45,799
- It's gibberish.
- No, it's not. It's Linux.

219
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,998
He's downloading some
sort of voice synth program.

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00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,436
Wow. Way to go, Peanuts.

221
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:57,071
Please stop addressing
me by my slave name.

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00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,913
How do you prefer
we address you?

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00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,753
By the name I have given myself.

224
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,834
Simon White-Thatch Potentloins.

225
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,715
Simon. It was you
that sent us that email?

226
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,595
Then why did you run
from Jimmy, our associate?

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00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,230
I meant no of fence, but I
found him rather frightening.

228
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,880
Yeah. Well, then why are
you playing dumb with us?

229
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,669
Yeah, Why'd you try to bail
on us? We're here to help you.

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00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:31,391
I don't appreciate your
intention to sell me to a circus.

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00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,434
It was a joke.

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00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,514
You haven't shown that you're any
different than my previous captors.

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00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,479
Please, I just want
to be left alone.

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00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,237
All right.

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00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,880
Spill it.

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00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,634
I'd heard whispers
of this for years.

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00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,599
The military wants a
perfect undercover operative.

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00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,718
- An intelligent chimp?
- The first step, I imagine.

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00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:05,351
A good starting point, as it's the closest
relative to man, genetically speaking.

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00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,876
They want intelligent animals.
If they could breed a dog,

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or a cat, or a bird as
smart as a human...

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00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,196
Imagine what spies they'd be.
Total access. No one would suspect.

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00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,635
Not simply spies.

244
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:21,918
Imagine if Nikita Khrushchev's
housecat was to run about his ankles

245
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,516
just as he was descending
the stairs for a midnight snack.

246
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,753
My God. No one would even
know it was murder. It's brilliant.

247
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,911
Except for one small detail.

248
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:38,190
You can create an intelligent animal,
but you can't be assured of its politics.

249
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,636
I'm not sure what you've heard.

250
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:47,918
But as you can see, these animals
are not abused or mistreated.

251
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,995
They're rarely in cages. They're
well fed, treated with compassion.

252
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,880
Maybe. But it's not like
they asked to be here.

253
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,032
That's Zuzu. She
wants to groom you.

254
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,518
How's that Denorex
working for me?

255
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,911
Zuzu's not accustomed to males.

256
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,753
- Why is that?
- We don't mix the sexes.

257
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,309
The chimps would
find it distracting.

258
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,550
See, I think that's sad.

259
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,359
You separate 'em, you
give 'em slave names.

260
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,917
Slave names?

261
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,559
Yeah.

262
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,029
Zuzu? Peanuts?

263
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,559
How could you
possibly know his name?

264
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,952
- Whose name?
- My missing chimpanzee.

265
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,877
He contacted you, didn't
he? He emailed you.

266
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:44,276
Wow. That would be some trick,
huh? Seeing as how I don't have email.

267
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:50,038
My God, I was right about
him. I was right all along.

268
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,149
You are going to bring
Peanuts back to me.

269
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,073
You are going to bring him
back, and you are going to do it

270
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:02,473
not out of fear of prison or prosecution,
but because it is the right thing.

271
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,910
- How's that?
- He's too important to science.

272
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,799
And he's too
important to America.

273
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,190
You love your country, Jimmy?

274
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,749
Well, yeah. Of course I do.

275
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:19,710
Then imagine how disastrous it would be for
a hostile power to get a hold of Peanuts.

276
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,589
To possess this breakthrough in
genetic engineering that he embodies.

277
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,671
Do you follow?

278
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:35,237
Let's say our president
receives a little dog as a gift.

279
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:41,111
A dog with an IQ higher than yours, who
could spy on national security meetings.

280
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,680
A little talking dog.

281
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,832
Like the one that
sells the tacos.

282
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,150
Those ingenious Mexicans.

283
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,311
You do understand
me, don't you? Jimmy?

284
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,279
You do see how
important this is?

285
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,996
You can see how
important this is.

286
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,237
- People need to know about you.
- Why?

287
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,517
Americans deserve to know
what their government is up to.

288
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,275
Why should I care what
Americans know? I'm not American.

289
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,556
That's true. He's British.

290
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,836
I'm not British.

291
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,594
I simply prefer the voice.

292
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:25,277
I'm not human. I don't aspire to be.
Why should I care about your affairs?

293
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:28,591
You creatures certainly
don't care about mine.

294
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,957
We freed you. You owe us.

295
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,396
What if, in my place, I
gave you something better?

296
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,120
What's better than a
superintelligent chimp?

297
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,316
Another superintelligent chimp.

298
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:46,110
One who's already in the field,
operating as a trained assassin.

299
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,511
- No way.
- In Cold War weapons research,

300
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,672
the Soviets matched
the US dollar for dollar.

301
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,149
There's a Russian chimp
as smart as you are?

302
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,834
And he's a murderer?

303
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,835
He's a free agent now. He
works for the highest bidder.

304
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:09,996
I happen to know he'll kill again tomorrow.
It will take place in Washington, DC.

305
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,435
A political assassination.

306
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,353
<i>His name is Babe.</i>

307
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,398
He knows no mercy.

308
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,313
This is the guy? The
French minister of state?

309
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,710
He's the intended victim.

310
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,952
High-level trade talks are
being held in Washington.

311
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,448
Certain parties wish to
influence the outcome,

312
00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:40,511
and aren't above
using murder to do it.

313
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,419
This chimpanzee,
Bobo. How will he get

314
00:26:43,431 --> 00:26:46,710
close enough to this
man to assassinate him?

315
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,839
The minister and his family plan a
visit tomorrow to the National Zoo.

316
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,879
Guess who'll be waiting for
them in the primate section.

317
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,239
- No point calling the cops.
- What are we gonna tell 'em?

318
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:03,632
- There's a killer chimp on the loose?
- We'll have to stop him ourselves.

319
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,395
We can't forget Jimmy. How close
are you to cracking the lab's computer?

320
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,596
Getting there. It's a tough one.

321
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,035
You should keep working.

322
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:19,397
Peanuts. Sorry. Simon. You obviously
know the lab's computer system.

323
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,871
Would you mind
helping Langly access it?

324
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,352
OK, I know he can type and everything,
but come on, this makes me look bad.

325
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,239
You two stay put
until we get back.

326
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,959
So. Let me ask you something.

327
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,270
How'd you know to contact us?

328
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:51,399
- I saw your publication, The Lone Gunman.
- You have it at the lab?

329
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,792
I came upon it when it was
lining the bottom of my cage.

330
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,994
Anyway, looks like it's just
gonna be you and me for a while.

331
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,152
And I got a lot of
work to do, so...

332
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,276
Yeah, I know.

333
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:11,672
Why don't I build you a tyre
swing? You'd like that, huh?

334
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,440
Jimmy? You thought it over?

335
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,959
Going to tell me who your friends
are, and where I can find them?

336
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,510
Are you going to do the
right thing for your country?

337
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,150
I guess not, sir. Sorry.

338
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:43,553
I gotta figure if Peanuts doesn't
want to be here, that's his call.

339
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,358
Sir.

340
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,353
We received an email. A
ransom demand for the animal.

341
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,033
Ransom demand?

342
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:55,320
We were able to trace their cell
signal. We know where they are.

343
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,471
Sir.

344
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,471
As God is my witness, I'm
gonna kill that damn chimp.

345
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,036
The minister's
stopped for press,

346
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,590
but he's still headed towards
the primate habitat. And Bobo.

347
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,911
You two don't have much
time. You reading me?

348
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,155
We're reading you,
Byers. We're inside.

349
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,709
Byers, how does
it look out front?

350
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:57,033
I don't see any chimps out here.
Bobo must be inside with you.

351
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,079
Remember, he's a trained killer.

352
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,876
There he is.

353
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,792
Stop.

354
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,875
What the hell is it?

355
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,032
- I think that's a female.
- Echo's a female?

356
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,589
No. Say hello to Lady Bonkers.

357
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:48,149
She's a recent zoo acquisition
donated by the Boulle Behavioral Lab.

358
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,114
What the hell's going on here?

359
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,955
It says here there's two chimps in
this habitat. This female and a male.

360
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,078
They're giving them some
privacy so they'll breed.

361
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,879
- The male is Bobo.
- So where is he?

362
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,837
Frohike.

363
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:19,675
Frohike.

364
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,395
Yves, what's going on in
there? Do you copy, Yves?

365
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,595
I've got it under
control, Byers.

366
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,919
Yves. Yves.

367
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,674
The trade minister
is almost here.

368
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,956
All right, comrade.

369
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,031
Let's dance.

370
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,234
What happened? Did you get Bobo?

371
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:57,952
I've got him. It's quite a picture.
I'll meet you at the rear gate.

372
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,670
Here comes our trade
minister. Perfect timing, Yves.

373
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,469
Yves. Are you sure you
have the right chimp?

374
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,593
- Yes. Why do you ask?
- Maybe it's not Bobo.

375
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,596
Maybe that's not a banana.

376
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,038
Run.

377
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,989
Wait. He's a killer.

378
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,671
Son of a...

379
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,910
- I see you're awake.
- Don't just stand there.

380
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,913
Grab a hammer and
help me kill this monster.

381
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,028
Relax, Frohike.

382
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,914
Relax? This is Bobo,
he's a trained assassin.

383
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,392
You're right. This is Bobo. And Bobo, God
bless him, is dumber than a bag of rocks.

384
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:13,236
- What are you talking about?
- I'm saying we got scammed. Royally.

385
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,678
Peanuts told us a wild tale and
we fell for it, hook, line and sinker.

386
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:23,312
Bobo's not an assassin? What about the
plot to murder the French trade minister?

387
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,394
There was no plot. The
man was never in danger.

388
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,467
Where's Byers?

389
00:34:29,479 --> 00:34:32,115
In federal custody.
With Langly and Jimmy.

390
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,999
Langly too? Good Lord.

391
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,469
And Peanuts has disappeared.

392
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,951
Well, what kind of scam is that?
I mean, what's the point of it all?

393
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,367
I can't figure it
out. I only know he

394
00:34:43,379 --> 00:34:46,160
played us beautifully,
right from the start.

395
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:50,473
Even when he pretended to try and steal
your van. He didn't plan on going anywhere.

396
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,154
His feet couldn't
touch the pedals.

397
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,595
It was all about sucking us in.

398
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:02,551
Maybe he just wanted to make
monkeys of us all. So what do we do now?

399
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,966
I imagine the army
would be interested in a

400
00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:07,316
trade. Jimmy, Langly
and Byers for Peanuts.

401
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,394
Except we don't have Peanuts.
We don't know where he is.

402
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,756
They don't know that.

403
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,354
Where's my chimpanzee?

404
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,834
You guys cool?

405
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,639
You're really gonna
give him back?

406
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,799
Peanuts? Remember me?

407
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,350
Dr Asslips?

408
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,471
So, then.

409
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,836
You got your chimp.

410
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:50,949
Everybody's happy. We'll
just take our associates and go.

411
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,560
Nice try.

412
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,754
Dr Hasslip, don't do this.

413
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,391
I don't want to do this, Jimmy. I could
care less about prosecuting you five,

414
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,678
but I'll see you locked away
forever unless I get my animal back.

415
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,318
What's it gonna be?

416
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,277
Sorry.

417
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,234
I'm sorry too, guys.

418
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,992
I can tell you where Peanuts is.

419
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,597
He's at the National Zoo.
Byers figured it out, he told me.

420
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,479
- Jimmy, stop.
- Yeah, man, shut up.

421
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,474
See, Peanuts is the chimp
that Byers thought was Bobo.

422
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,076
He's the one that tricked
Byers into getting arrested.

423
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:50,360
And we figure he did it on purpose,
and he must still be at the zoo.

424
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:57,557
You're betraying Peanuts, Jimmy.
Why on Earth are you doing this?

425
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,831
Because he knows
it's the right thing.

426
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,594
What happened to his white tuft?

427
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,356
I figured he dyed it so he could
take the place of Bobo here.

428
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,389
Utterly amazing.

429
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,076
Out of the cage, Bobo.

430
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,031
Peanuts.

431
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,512
Sir?

432
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,319
What about them?

433
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,112
If they ever set foot on lab
property, you may shoot them,

434
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,953
with my hearty encouragement.

435
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,634
Otherwise, they're free to go.

436
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,351
You are so fired.

437
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,592
You big jerk. You're
sending Peanuts up the river.

438
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,435
If my hands weren't
full, I'd kick your butt.

439
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,194
Yeah. That's a figure of speech.

440
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,271
I got asthma.

441
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,875
Jimmy, what are you doing?

442
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,236
You're kidding, right?

443
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,430
You're not kidding?

444
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:42,309
- You guys weren't just playing along?
- What are you talking about?

445
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,233
Isn't it obvious?
This is Peanuts.

446
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,153
Or Simon, as Byers tells me.

447
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,996
Sorry.

448
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:56,598
Come on. It had to have been obvious
from the moment you laid eyes on him.

449
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,798
I only saw him the
one time, and I knew.

450
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,996
Hey, nice tackle, man.

451
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:07,519
Jimmy. Back when you were
playing football, did you wear a helmet?

452
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,473
You're as patronising to your
friend here as you are to me.

453
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,760
Bravo, Jimmy. You've
bested me at my own game.

454
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:26,755
I'm heartened that there's one amongst
you whose intelligence I can truly respect.

455
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,798
That means the
army just took Bobo.

456
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:35,353
I couldn't believe it myself. He
and Simon look completely different.

457
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,273
This was your
plan from the start.

458
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,874
For the army to deliver
you here themselves.

459
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:45,955
By convincing them you're not who you are,
you ensure they'll never bother you again.

460
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,795
Only how could you know Jimmy
would recognise you and play along?

461
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,635
I didn't. Frankly, I expected
one of you to confess to Hasslip

462
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,519
in order to avoid prosecution.

463
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,830
I apologise for misjudging you.

464
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,389
But why escape to the zoo?

465
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,598
Of all places, why here?

466
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,271
What? Lady Bonkers?

467
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,397
Look at her. She's hot.

468
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,232
No of fence.

469
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,597
You said she was sent
here from Boulle Laboratory.

470
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:23,038
Dr Hasslip thought she
was a distraction for me.

471
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,869
She's far more than that.

472
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,032
Still, you can't want
to live in a cage.

473
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:34,277
The whole world is a cage
when you're trapped in it alone.

474
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:35,791
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